In 2007 I could play 10+ games of beer pong in a night. We would play using day old Keystone Light from a warm keg. In between games it was not uncommon to enjoy a delicious shot of Green Apple McCormick's vodka. Only the finest drinks at my parties! 

Fast forward to last weekend and things were a little bit different. I was getting ready for a going away party for my dear friend Paul. I found myself eating a spoonful of peanut butter before leaving the house (to coat my stomach...I have no idea if it works) and purchasing a bottle of Pedialyte for the inevitable hangover the following morning. Not only did I get the hangover, but a plethora of photos on my phone documenting the night. Apparently I really do enjoy dancing and karaoke ..WHO KNEW!!!  

I'm not here to bitch about being old, because in reality I still have a few years before I hit 30. I just wish my body would let me party like it's 2007. The people at Walgreen's will eventually start asking why my baby is sick so often.